Greetings earthlings, we’ve been observing
Your every movement since last years hunt.
We learned of the treasure, from your displeasures,
During your unrest — and crazy stunts.
We the Space Pirate Empire, will light the fire,
Decoding the mythic route to the gold.
From distant planets, galactic bandits,
Just as the cosmic prophecy foretold.
To start our venture, to Coldest’s Lost Treasure,
We studied each of the past locations.
Thus we have surmised, the spot of the prize,
Warp speed pirates! We’re close to predation!