INTRODUCTION
Sing, O Muse, to conjure the clues
And through us tell the tale;
Unto us render a worthy contender
To locate the prize and prevail,
To true up the story (an allegory),
Brave our Odyssey,
Hunt down a can of Dapper Dan,
And fulfill the prophecy!
So belt out a song as you follow along,
Beat by beat, measure by measure—
And as you sing, remember one thing:
DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE!